IT'S DECEMBER!!!...

Don’t forget to tune into ‘CMA Country Christmas 2011’ tonight at 8 (9central) on ABC!  Hosted by Sugarland’s main gal, Jennifer Nettles, it is sure to be a great show with performances from Little Big Town, Kellie Pickler, Brad Paisley, Amy Grant, American idol runner-up Lauren Alaina, Martina McBride.  I personally am most excited for performances by Faith Hill.  When it comes to Christmas music, Faith pretty much has it on lock.

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Just for kicks, here is a hilarious hick-country, Christmas song brought to you by Montgomery Gentry.  With the staring line, “Mom got drunk and dad got drunk, at our Christmas party,” it is too great not to share.  I recommend randomly slipped it into the mix between ‘Silent Night’ and ‘White Christmas’ at your Christmas party this year and watch as people slowly begin to notice.  Here is “Merry Christmas From the Family.”  Enjoy.

Listen Here ==> Montgomery Gentry – Merry Christmas From The Family

Lyrics:

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk

At our Christmas party

We were drinkin' champagne punch

And homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new boyfriend

He was a Mexican

We didn't know what to think of him

Til he sang Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him

The three from his first wife Lynn

And the two identical twins

From his second wife Mary Nell

Of course he brought his new wife Kaye

Who talks all about AA

Chain smokin' while the stereo plays

Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store

We need some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite

A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen

I can't remember how I'm kin to them

But when they tried to plug their motor home in

They blew our christmas lights

Cousin David knew just what went wrong

So we all waited on our front lawn

He threw the breaker and the lights came on

And we sang Silent Night

Oh Silent Night o' holy night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on

Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one

Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go

We need some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite

A box of midol, some Salem Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family